P.O.Box 1951 Boulder, CO 80303-2561
Issue #6
January 2002
Sticker Reviews.
-by: Chris Leeds
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Evil Design "Where the party at?" -This sticker has a picture of a white trash kid, who for some reason has facial hair, saying "where the party at?" You can tell that the guy is a kid because of his proportions, his body is far too squatty to be an adult. One of the more disturbing things about this little guy is the size of his left eye. The right eyes is large, but the left is about 1/3 the size of his whole freaking head. That is totally messed up. |
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Evil Design "You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me." -This sticker has a kid dressed up like the Sanders guy from KFC. He has the same eye problem as the other Evil Design stickers. And I really don't know where Evil Design are finding all these freakish kids with facial hair. This little guy has a red bow tie, which no one can say isn't funny. What ever happened to bow ties anyway? It seems people have decided that they are all too cool to wear a stupid little bow around their neck. Another messed up thing about this sticker is that the kid's head is the same size as his body. I can't even imagine how messed up it would be to see someone with a head that big. It would be like hanging out with a parade balloon. |
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Evil Design "Monkey Boy" -There is not a person on the planet who can say that monkeys are not funny. And on this sticker is a monkey with an enormous head, who is wearing a shirt pants and shoes. As an added kick in the junk this monkey boy is doing the devil/metal/evil hands. It struck me that this sticker might be promoting the monkey boy of India, who is a monkey that has been going around India killing people. And while killing people really isn't that cool, monkey boys still are. It will take more than one reactionary bastard chimp before all monkeys can be considered serious instead of funny. This sticker is pretty awesome. |
Top Five Stickers:
1. Revelation Records
2. Contender (Fire)
3. Scott Baio Army (Simpson's)
4. Evil Design (Monkey Boy)
5. Microcosm (stamp)
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